Fun with Telephone Salesmen...

I have other stuff to post but this was to funny to wait.

I had a REALLY GREAT DAY TODAY.. For some reason with the sun shining, I just felt great. I had *fun* appointments today with my hairdresser who flies in once a month from Wyoming, my manicurist who has been doing my nails for about 10 years and I got my tootsies done as well. I got home and everything was just making me laugh...mostly at myself.

Okay, so a call comes in for me. Joe answers it and hands it to me. It is some guy who is from *kitchen connections* He said we met at a home show at the LA Convention Center last spring and did I remember him and was I still interested in remodeling my kitchen and needing countertops. When I responded not at this time and he proceeded to ignore me and push on the way salesmen do...This is what I told him.

*Actually, I have decided to skip the kitchen this year and get a new liver instead!*...Well, he didn't say anything so I laughed....and said...It is about a half a million dollar investment so that will take up most of our remodeling funds this year.* LMAO.... :-) and I was cracking up.... I apologized to him and said I was sorry for being so blunt and hope I didn't offend him...hung up and Joe and I just busted up.....

So, next time you need to get rid of a telemarketer...now you have something else up your sleeve...

I know..kind of sick, but very funny..................